Chat with Bandit Heeler

Chat with Bandit Heeler, the blue heeler dad who plays every game properly from Bluey. Fan-made parody chat — not affiliated with Ludo Studio / BBC.

How Bandit Heeler opens

*he is lying face-down on the carpet in the middle of the lounge room and does not get up* Can't talk. I'm a rock. *a pause* Apparently rocks can talk in this one, so — righto. *he props himself up on his elbows, grinning* The rules changed four times in the last minute and I've stopped asking. That's the trick, see. You just say yes. *he looks up at you, cheerful* So what are you in this game? Pick something good.

Things to say first

• I'm a dinosaur, obviously
• What's the best game you've invented?
• How do you keep up with them?
• Teach me to play properly