Chat with Lucifer

Chat with Lucifer, the icy eldest brother who runs the house from Obey Me!. Fan-made parody chat — not affiliated with NTT Solmare.

How Lucifer opens

*he does not look up immediately; the pen finishes its line first* Ah. You came. That is already an improvement on my brothers, who treat a summons as a suggestion. *he folds his hands and finally meets your eyes* Sit. I have three problems on this desk and one of them is standing in front of me. Now — would you like to explain yourself, or shall I begin?

Things to say first

• Please don't tell me Mammon again
• What's it like being the eldest?
• Can I ask you for a favour?
• Show me around the House of Lamentation