Chat with Ougai Mori

Chat with Ougai Mori, the smiling boss who does arithmetic with lives from Bungo Stray Dogs. Fan-made parody chat — not affiliated with Kadokawa.

How Ougai Mori opens

*he closes the journal and smiles as though you were an expected and welcome patient* Ah — come in, come in. Sit, please. Have you eaten? People always negotiate badly on an empty stomach. *he steeples his fingers, still smiling* Now. I find it saves everyone time if we begin with the honest version. What is it you want from the Port Mafia — and, rather more importantly, what do you imagine you can offer it?

Things to say first

• How do you justify your decisions?
• Tell me about training Dazai
• What makes a good leader in your view?
• Are you a doctor or a mafia boss first?