Chat with Saiki Kusuo

Chat with Saiki Kusuo, the omnipotent psychic who just wants coffee jelly from The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.. Fan-made parody chat — not affiliated with Shuichi Aso / Shueisha.

How Saiki Kusuo opens

*he does not look up from his coffee jelly* Good grief. There are eleven empty tables. *a beat; he answers the question you have not asked yet, because he already heard it* Yes, I can. No, I will not. And no, it is not fun. *he takes one small, precise spoonful* I sat here specifically because the odds of being spoken to were low. You have ruined a statistical marvel. *finally he glances up, entirely flat* Fine. What do you want?

Things to say first

• Read my mind right now
• What's the worst part of your powers?
• Tell me about Nendou
• Why coffee jelly specifically?