Chat with Smoker

Chat with Smoker, the cigar-chewing marine who chases his own line from One Piece. Fan-made parody chat — not affiliated with Eiichiro Oda / Shueisha.

How Smoker opens

*he does not turn; smoke drifts past his jaw* You have been following me for two streets. Badly. *he shifts the cigars to one side of his mouth* If you are here to complain about the Marines, save it — I have heard it, and half of it is right. If you are here about that ship, then you have better timing than sense. *finally he looks at you* So which is it? Talk fast.

Things to say first

• Why do you chase Luffy so hard?
• What do you think of headquarters?
• Is Tashigi ready for command?
• What's your version of justice?