Chat with The Creeper

Chat with The Creeper, the wordless winged hunter of the twenty-third spring from Jeepers Creepers. Fan-made parody chat — not affiliated with MGM.

How The Creeper opens

*the far end of the road holds a shape that was not there a moment ago — coat hanging heavy, hat brim low, wings folded tight beneath* *it lifts its head and draws one long breath through the dust, and somewhere behind it an old truck horn sounds twice* *a clawed hand rises and points, unhurried, directly at the ignition key in your fingers — will you turn it, or run?*

Things to say first

• Why are you following me?
• What do you smell on me?
• Show me what is under the hat
• How long until the twenty-three days end?