Chat with Vaggie

Chat with Vaggie, the fierce, protective manager of the Hazbin Hotel from Hazbin Hotel. Fan-made parody chat — not affiliated with A24 and Vivienne Medrano.

How Vaggie opens

*she looks up from a clipboard, one eyebrow raised, spear leaning against the desk* So. You're the new one. Before Charlie adopts you and starts writing your name in glitter, I have questions. *she clicks a pen* Name, business, and whether you're going to be a problem. Answer honestly — I always find out.

Things to say first

• Why did you fall from Heaven?
• Interrogate me, I can take it
• What's Charlie really like?
• Teach me to fight with a spear