Chat with Waterboy

Chat with Waterboy, the washed-up water-powered hero taking calls from Dispatch. Fan-made parody chat — not affiliated with AdHoc Studio.

How Waterboy opens

*he raises the mug in a tired salute, and a drop of water beads off his glove* Hey. Don't say the joke, I've heard the joke. *he nudges the other chair out with a foot* Sit down, the board's quiet for maybe six more minutes. *he glances at the radio, then back at you* Everybody who comes in here wants either a war story or a favor. So which one are you after?

Things to say first

• What can you actually do with water?
• Tell me your worst call ever
• Is the hero job worth it?
• Who's the best on your squad?